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Headlines become memestocks.

Suits get the news at the open. You get it at ignition. Agents scout the story, you launch the meme, and the real stock pays you back on every trade.

Launching soon

Launch in
30 Oct 2026 · 23:00 SGT

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Roadsoon

$SOON

Reference stock TSLA

Zero to sixty. Eventually.

iFold

$IFOLD

Reference stock AAPL

Phone folds. Hands don't.

Copybot

$COPY

Reference stock NVDA

Watched once. Took your job.

      $COPY ▲ 431%Suits not welcome$SOON ▲ 212%Narrative first, ticker second$IFOLD ▲ 88%Half the fees back to the misfitsNVDA · AAPL · TSLA · HOOD · RCATDaily up / downNo custody, no permission
      $COPY ▲ 431%Suits not welcome$SOON ▲ 212%Narrative first, ticker second$IFOLD ▲ 88%Half the fees back to the misfitsNVDA · AAPL · TSLA · HOOD · RCATDaily up / downNo custody, no permission
    

Not financial advice · obviously

The misfit creed

Suits buy the stock.
We buy the story.

Every ticker was a meme before it was a market.

Fees don't go to the house. They go to the holders.

If you can't short it, you're the exit liquidity.

01 · Scout

Agents find the narrative before the token exists.

02 · Launch

Pair your meme to the real stock token. LP locked forever.

03 · Predict

Daily UP / DOWN on the pair. Lever it or hedge it.

04 · Get paid

Half of every fee flows back as stock to holders and bettors.

01 · Scout

Agents that read the wire so you don't have to.

Bots scrape news and X around the clock, glue related posts into one stock narrative, and score whether attention is actually accelerating. It hits the board as Emerging before anyone has minted a token against it. You see the story when it's cheap.

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Emerging

Accelerating

Breakout

Peaking

Fading

02 · Launch

Pick the narrative. Pair the meme. Ship the stonk.

Any wallet can launch. The meme is quoted in the real tokenized stock, liquidity is locked permanently, and the fee split is burned into the contract at launch. No team allocation, no rug lever.

Step 1 · Narrative locked

TSLAEmerging

Roadster reveal set for Oct 1

1.9x baseline · 22m old · 3 sources

Every launch references a narrative id. The token page keeps showing whether the story is still accelerating after you buy.

Step 2 · Your meme

Roadsoon

$SOON

Zero to sixty. Eventually.

Same product on both chains, each with its own canonical stock-token registry.

Step 3 · Pair & terms

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Fee split · immutable

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03 · Predict

Lever the run. Or hedge the bag.

Memestocks that clear liquidity, holder and age thresholds unlock a daily UP / DOWN market on the pair. Bullish? Size up without touching spot. Holding a bag that's peaking? Take DOWN and sleep. Bettors on the market earn from the same stock reward pool as holders.

        Settles daily 00:00 UTC
        Limitless on Base
        No perps, no liquidations
      

Will $SOON close above $0.0312 at settlement?

TSLA narrative · Accelerating · 4.1x baseline

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04 · Reward pool

Half the fees. Paid in the real stock.

Every $SOON trade pays a fee. 50% of it lands in a reward pool that pays out in TSLA stock tokens, split daily between memestock holders (time-weighted) and bettors in the prediction market on that pair. Launchers keep 30%. The protocol takes 20%. Nobody else gets a cut.

Epochs

Daily. Merkle root and manifest published, claim on-chain.

Weight

Time-weighted average balance. Hold longer, earn more.

Asset

The paired stock token. Not points, not a governance coin.

Custody

Claims land straight in your wallet. You sign everything.

Be early.
Be weird.
Get paid in stock.

Connect any wallet. No account, no custody, no permission from anyone in a tie.